Post by ALEXANDER MAJESTI on Jun 13, 2010 20:47:53 GMT -5
★ - - - ALEXANDER THOMAS MAJESTI
-- JULIET LOVES THE BEAT AND THE LUST IT COMMANDS --
drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, romeo
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NAME: alexander majesti[/b]: alex, mostly. mr. majesti to students.
[/ul]AGE: twenty seven
GRADE: n/a
GENDER: male
SEXUALITY:
OCCUPATION: sex-ed teacher
HANDED: right
LICENSE: yes
PARTY: no
DRINK: yes, on special occasions
SMOKE: no
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PERSONALITY:
Alex is the guy you have to wonder about, the kind of guy who acts his shoe size rather than his age, and is way too full of emotion. To put it simply: he’s a drama queen. Not too great at modulating his voice, Alex is inclined to ‘bold’ important words by nearly shouting them at a volume much higher than the rest of the sentence. He also uses crazy hand-movements that end up getting out of control and nearly deadly for anybody standing to close. Along with being overly dramatic, Alex also tends to be quite obnoxious. He is sadly obsessed with fashion magazines, celebrity gossip, and all of the latest headlines. He could run his own Gossip Girl show with all he’s obsessed with.[/b]: flowers, fashion, fashion magazines, watching award shows, his smoking hot looks, sex education
For those who don’t know him, Alex is unusually loud, and much too unprofessional to be working in a school setting. He’s obnoxious and unruly, and needs to get a grip: he’s not sixteen anymore, after all. Many people find him to be annoying and persistent, and usually someone they want to stay away from, unless they want to get a lecture on his overly passionate love for sex-education. Though many other teachers assume he got the position because he’s relatable to the teenagers who take the course, or there was nobody more suitable left to take the job, Alex is actually quite capable of teaching a class the wonders of the human reproductive system and all of it’s majestic glory. Sure, quite a few of the other teachers are inclined to leave the teachers lounge the second he walks in for fear of him waving a condom around, shouting facts about it’s glory, but that’s another story altogether.
Those who do know Alexander Majesti know that he’s an extraordinarily kind person who can’t get mad at anybody—unless they disrespect the sexual organs of the human body, of course. He’s overly sensitive towards everybody, and is greatly inclined to bake a ‘feel better soon’ cake for just about anybody, no matter how much they like (or hate) him, if they’re in a bad mood. He’s dramatic and silly, and usually quite exciting to be around. His closest friends know him to be a great person who never loses their cool (er, rather, temper), and is quite interesting to be around, as there is never a dull moment with him. He enjoys taking days, especially Saturdays and Sundays, which he has off, to go on daytrips to nearby cities, beaches, or parks, even if it means dragging his friends or co-workers along painfully, to learn new things.
As a mere sex-ed teacher in a small-town high school, Alex is typically perceived as an idiot. Which, of course, is somewhat true when you look at him through a superficial lens. What most people don’t know is that Alex is actually quite smart. When he was younger, his father pushed him to be a doctor, and all throughout high school and college, he received perfect scores on just about everything. And then came the unit in his Advanced Biology course as a college senior well on his way to medical school about sexual reproduction. He’s been hooked ever since. Sure, Alex still made it to medical school, flew through it with little difficulty, and could technically be a doctor, but he prefers spending his time warning young teenagers about the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases and the repercussions of not wearing a condom.
And, yes, Alex does get quite involved in his job. He enjoys random facts on the topic he teaches, and enjoys warning high school couples as he sees them in the hallway about the dangers they could be getting themselves into. Though no matter how disgusting or awful the topic he teaches can get (see: intense anatomy of the male and female sexual organs), he always walks into the classroom with a large, bright, happy-go-lucky smile on his face that never falters, even in the most intense discussion.
On his time off, when he’s not traveling on exotic day-trips in the areas around Middlesex, Vermont, Alex enjoys online shopping. He’s always clad in the latest fashion trends, and encourages all of his friends and co-workers to do the same. He loves looking good, and making a statement. In his opinion, however skewed it may sound, first impressions mean everything, and if he doesn’t look his best, who’s going to take him seriously? Luckily, Alex is a great-looking guy who enjoys looking great. His dream is to one day be on the cover of a fashion magazine as the best-dressed man in Vermont, or better: the world. And, okay, that’s probably quite shallow compared to the rest of the things he could do with his life, but Alex isn’t exactly the type of person to look far into the future.
He’s quite sporadic and impulsive, an ‘of the moment’ thinker who dislikes having to pause and take a look around before continuing on. The fastest way between two points is a straight line, and he’s already got the best job he can think of, all he needs now is a giant poster of himself to hang in his house and a magazine with his face on it and he can die happy.
DISLIKES: rude people, obnoxious brats of children, those who think of him as annoying, babies, loud noises, getting dirty, looking unfashionable.
FEARS: losing his job for whatever reason, not being fashionable, becoming old, getting fat.
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OTHER INFORMATION: he's metrosecksual, what else is there to say?
FACE CLAIM:
KARNEVAL
[font=courier new]YOGI — ALEXANDER MAJESTI[/font]
YOUR ALIAS: ashtastic ?!
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CONTACT INFO: none of your beeswax
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